You know what I think are super cool?
Tardigrades are cool.
Diamond being a little badass old lady.
I wish I had a jet pack.
I also wish I could teleport.
I wouldn’t mind seeing what Jennifer Lawrence looks like naked
I’m not gonna go looking for her nudes
Partly because I’m lazy and I don’t care THAT much
Mostly because the pictures were supposed to be private
And I don’t wanna invade her privacy.
Wow, so this whole time I’m thinking how pretentious I am because I’m only not looking up Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes because…they’re Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes.
It’s Jennifer freaking Lawrence.
I love her.
Everybody loves her.
But then I remembered that I’ve never looked up any celebrity’s leaked nudes ever.
Or any nudes in general.
I literally (figuratively) give no fucks about nudes.
Who gives a shit.
I’m still pretentious for making a post, though.
I make no apologies.